ANOTHER CELEBRITY SEX TAPE

There’s a new celebrity sex tape on the market… this one star is none other than Mini-Me, Verne Troyer. Someone is trying to sell the tape to the highest bidder. I’m hearing there’s even on offer of $100,000 grand on the table! I’m sure Dr. Evil would be disappointed at such a low offer!

GUESS IT’S TRUE…

There have been rumors for months that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are about to divorce and I haven’t believe them… until now! The Times of London, a very reputable newspaper - not a tabloid, is confirming that Madonna has indeed hired Paul McCartney’s lawyer to represent. They also say that Guy has lawyered up too. Don’t expect them to go public for a while, though… Madonna doesn’t want her break-up to overshadow her tour that ends in November. By the way, expect this one to get nasty…  THERE’S NO PRE-NUP!!! Madonna, what were you thinking?!?!?!

STILL PREGNANT!

Remember when “Entertainment Tonight” broke the news that Angelina Jolie had given birth? Even when everyone said they were wrong, they refused to retract the story, saying that no one had any proof that the Brangelina babies hadn’t arrived… Well, now we have that proof! After weeks of laying low, someone finally got a photo of Jolie and she’s still very much pregnant! Want to publish that retraction now, “ET”?

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